/* This JavaScript (Random Quotes) developed by Scott Clark
The Source is available at http://www.clarksco.com/blog/
Copyright 2005 Clark Consulting */

var num_of_quotes = 23;
quotes = Math.floor (num_of_quotes * Math.random());

if (quotes==0) {
title="I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I was able to set him free.";
body="Michelangelo";
}

if (quotes==1) {
title="Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away.";
body="Unknown";
}

if (quotes==2) {
title="Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.";
body="Leonardo Da Vinci";
}

if (quotes==3) {
title="If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.";
body="J.R.R. Tolkien";
}

if (quotes==4) {
title="It's a job that's never started that takes the longest to finish.";
body="J.R.R. Tolkien";
}

if (quotes==5) {
title="Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do.";
body="Voltaire";
}

if (quotes==6) {
title="Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.";
body="Frank Zappa";
}

if (quotes==7) {
title="Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere.";
body="G.K. Chesterton";
}

if (quotes==8) {
title="Courage is fear that has said its prayers.";
body="Dorthy Bernard";
}

if (quotes==9) {
title="A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.";
body="Mark Twain";
}

if (quotes==10) {
title="It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.";
body="Mark Twain";
}

if (quotes==11) {
title="Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.";
body="Mark Twain";
}

if (quotes==12) {
title="Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air...";
body="Ralph Waldo Emerson";
}

if (quotes==13) {
title="A closed mouth gathers no foot.";
body="Unknown";
}

if (quotes==14) {
title="The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected.";
body="Unknown";
}

if (quotes==15) {
title="It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.";
body="Albert Einstein";
}

if (quotes==16) {
title="I dream my painting, and then I paint my dream.";
body="Vincent Van Gogh";
}

if (quotes==17) {
title="A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.";
body="Chauncey Depew";
}

if (quotes==18) {
title="Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.";
body="Ralph Waldo Emerson";
}

if (quotes==19) {
title="I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.";
body="Warren Zevon";
}

if (quotes==20) {
title="Generally the reason the life looks greener on the otherside of the fence is due to heavier watering and a lot more bullshit...";
body="Unknown";
}

if (quotes==21) {
title="If you find a posting or message from me offensive, inappropriate, or disruptive, please ignore it... If you don't know how to ignore a posting complain to me and I will be only too happy to demonstrate. :)";
body="Unknown";
}

if (quotes==22) {
title="Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid your ass in sideways, totally worn out, shouting HOLY SHIT...WHAT A RIDE!";
body="Unknown";
}

document.write('<span align=left>');
document.write('<i>' + title + '<br>');
document.write('&#150;&#150;&nbsp;'+ body +'</i>');
document.write('</span>');