/* This JavaScript (Random Quotes) developed by Scott Clark
The Source is available at http://www.clarksco.com/blog/
Copyright 2005 Clark Consulting */

var num_of_quotes = 276;
quotes = Math.floor (num_of_quotes * Math.random());

if (quotes==0) {
title="A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.";
}

if (quotes==1) {
title="Beavers can hold their breathe for 45 minutes under water.";
}

if (quotes==2) {
title="Slugs have 4 noses.";
}

if (quotes==3) {
title="Camels have 3 eyelids.";
}

if (quotes==4) {
title="A honey bee can fly at 15mph.";
}

if (quotes==5) {
title="A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.";
}

if (quotes==6) {
title="A bee has 5 eyes.";
}

if (quotes==7) {
title="The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.";
}

if (quotes==8) {
title="Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.";
}

if (quotes==9) {
title="Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp.";
}

if (quotes==10) {
title="Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backward.";
}

if (quotes==11) {
title="Cats have over 100 vocal chords.";
}

if (quotes==12) {
title="Camel's milk does not curdle.";
}

if (quotes==13) {
title="All porcupines float in water.";
}

if (quotes==14) {
title="The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1";
}

if (quotes==15) {
title="A hummingbird weighs less then a penny.";
}

if (quotes==16) {
title="A jellyfish is 95% water.";
}

if (quotes==17) {
title="Children grow faster in the spring.";
}

if (quotes==18) {
title="Broccoli is the only vegetable that is also a flower.";
}

if (quotes==19) {
title="Almonds are part of the peach family.";
}

if (quotes==20) {
title="Alaska has the highest percentage of people who walk to work.";
}

if (quotes==21) {
title="The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile national monument.";
}

if (quotes==22) {
title="The state of Maine has 62 lighthouses.";
}

if (quotes==23) {
title="The only food that does not spoil is honey.";
}

if (quotes==24) {
title="The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters.";
}

if (quotes==25) {
title="A ball of glass will bounce higher then a ball of rubber.";
}

if (quotes==26) {
title="Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying.";
}

if (quotes==27) {
title="On average a human will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.";
}

if (quotes==28) {
title="Fish have eyelids.";
}

if (quotes==29) {
title="The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.";
}

if (quotes==30) {
title="There is one million ants to every human in the world.";
}

if (quotes==31) {
title="Termites eat through wood two times faster when listening to rock music!";
}

if (quotes==32) {
title="If you keep a goldfish in a dark room it will eventually turn white.";
}

if (quotes==33) {
title="Elephants only sleep 2 hours a day.";
}

if (quotes==34) {
title="There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.";
}

if (quotes==35) {
title="A snail breathes through its foot.";
}

if (quotes==36) {
title="Fish cough.";
}

if (quotes==37) {
title="An ant's smell is stronger then a dog's.";
}

if (quotes==38) {
title="It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down.";
}

if (quotes==39) {
title="Shrimp can only swim backward.";
}

if (quotes==40) {
title="Frogs cannot swallow with their eyes open.";
}

if (quotes==41) {
title="A cat's lower jaw cannot move sideways.";
}

if (quotes==42) {
title="The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.";
}

if (quotes==43) {
title="Elephants are capable of swimming 20 miles per day.";
}

if (quotes==44) {
title="Elephants are the only mammal that cannot jump.";
}

if (quotes==45) {
title="Giraffes have no vocal chords.";
}

if (quotes==46) {
title="Cats can hear ultrasound.";
}

if (quotes==47) {
title="Despite its hump...camels has a straight spine.";
}

if (quotes==48) {
title="Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.";
}

if (quotes==49) {
title="There is 63,360 inches in a mile.";
}

if (quotes==50) {
title="11% of people in the world are left-handed.";
}

if (quotes==51) {
title="The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.";
}

if (quotes==52) {
title="The average smell weighs 760 nanograms.";
}

if (quotes==53) {
title="A human brain weighs about 3lbs.";
}

if (quotes==54) {
title="1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet.";
}

if (quotes==55) {
title="You blink over 1,000,000 times a year.";
}

if (quotes==56) {
title="A sneeze travels out of your nose at 100mph.";
}

if (quotes==57) {
title="Brain waves can be used to power an electric train.";
}

if (quotes==58) {
title="The tongue is the fastest healing part of the body.";
}

if (quotes==59) {
title="Pigs get sunburn.";
}

if (quotes==60) {
title="The lifespan of a taste bud is 10 days.";
}

if (quotes==61) {
title="The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.";
}

if (quotes==62) {
title="Strawberries contain more Vitamin C then oranges.";
}

if (quotes==63) {
title="A one-day weather forecast requires about 10 billion math calculations";
}

if (quotes==64) {
title="Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza a day.";
}

if (quotes==65) {
title="There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal cracker zoo.";
}

if (quotes==66) {
title="The longest one syllable word is screeched.";
}

if (quotes==67) {
title="No word in the English language rhymes with month.";
}

if (quotes==68) {
title="jiffy is actually 1/100 of a second.";
}

if (quotes==69) {
title="There is a town called Big Ugly in West Virginia.";
}

if (quotes==70) {
title="The average person uses 150 gallons of water per day for personal use.";
}

if (quotes==71) {
title="The average person spends 2 weeks of its life waiting for a traffic light to change.";
}

if (quotes==72) {
title="You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.";
}

if (quotes==73) {
title="The average person makes 1,140 phone calls per year.";
}

if (quotes==74) {
title="The average person spends 2 years on the phone in his/her lifetime.";
}

if (quotes==75) {
title="No piece of paper can be folded more then 7 times.";
}

if (quotes==76) {
title="Alaska is the most eastern and western state in the US.";
}

if (quotes==77) {
title="There are 119 grooves on the edge of a quarter.";
}

if (quotes==78) {
title="About 18% of Animal owners share their bed with their pet.";
}

if (quotes==79) {
title="Alaska has more caribou then people.";
}

if (quotes==80) {
title="August has the highest percent of births.";
}

if (quotes==81) {
title="Googol is a number - 1 followed by 100 zeros.";
}

if (quotes==82) {
title="Oysters can change genders back and forth.";
}

if (quotes==83) {
title="The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.";
}

if (quotes==84) {
title="Until the 19th century solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia.";
}

if (quotes==85) {
title="A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.";
}

if (quotes==86) {
title="A ten gallon hat holds less then one gallon of liquid.";
}

if (quotes==87) {
title="The average American walks 18,000 steps a day.";
}

if (quotes==88) {
title="The average raindrop falls at 7mph.";
}

if (quotes==89) {
title="There are more telephones than people in Washington D.C.";
}

if (quotes==90) {
title="Fish can drown.";
}

if (quotes==91) {
title="A Kangaroo can jump 30 feet.";
}

if (quotes==92) {
title="Lizards communicate by doing push-ups.";
}

if (quotes==93) {
title="Squids can have eyeballs the size of volleyballs.";
}

if (quotes==94) {
title="The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.";
}

if (quotes==95) {
title="A turkey can run at 20mph.";
}

if (quotes==96) {
title="When the moon is directly over you, you weigh less.";
}

if (quotes==97) {
title="You burn 20 calories an hour chewing gum.";
}

if (quotes==98) {
title="In a year, the average person walks 4 miles making their bed.";
}

if (quotes==99) {
title="About half of all Americans are on a diet at any given time.";
}

if (quotes==100) {
title="A one-minute kiss burns 26 calories.";
}

if (quotes==101) {
title="Frowning burns more calories then smiling.";
}

if (quotes==102) {
title="There are more then 30,000 diets on public record.";
}

if (quotes==103) {
title="You will burn 7% more calories walking on hard dirt then pavement.";
}

if (quotes==104) {
title="You way less at the top of a mountain then sea level.";
}

if (quotes==105) {
title="You burn more calories sleeping then watching TV.";
}

if (quotes==106) {
title="Licking a stamp burns 10 calories.";
}

if (quotes==107) {
title="Smelling apples and/or bananas can help you lose weight.";
}

if (quotes==108) {
title="Frogs never drink.";
}

if (quotes==109) {
title="Only male turkeys gobble.";
}

if (quotes==110) {
title="At birth, a Dalmation is always pure white.";
}

if (quotes==111) {
title="The fastest recorded speed of a racehorse was over 43 mph.";
}

if (quotes==112) {
title="The oldest known animal was a tortoise, which lived to be 152 years old.";
}

if (quotes==113) {
title="The largest fish is the whale shark - It can be over 50 feet long and weigh 2 tons.";
}

if (quotes==114) {
title="The starfish is the only animal that can turn its stomach inside out.";
}

if (quotes==115) {
title="Honeybees are the only insects that create a form of food for humans.";
}

if (quotes==116) {
title="The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.";
}

if (quotes==117) {
title="The only continent without native reptiles or snakes is Antarctica.";
}

if (quotes==118) {
title="The only bird that can swim and not fly is a penguin.";
}

if (quotes==119) {
title="A duck can't walk without bobbing its head.";
}

if (quotes==120) {
title="Beavers were once the size of bears.";
}

if (quotes==121) {
title="Seals sleep only one and a half minutes at a time.";
}

if (quotes==122) {
title="Pigeons have been trained by the U.S. Coast Guard to spot people lost at sea.";
}

if (quotes==123) {
title="A pigeon's feathers are heavier than its bones.";
}

if (quotes==124) {
title="A hummingbird's heart beats 1,400 times a minute.";
}

if (quotes==125) {
title="Dragonflies have six legs but can't walk.";
}

if (quotes==126) {
title="Mosquitos have 47 teeth.";
}

if (quotes==127) {
title="Koala and humans are the only animals with unique fingerprints.";
}

if (quotes==128) {
title="A crocodile cannot move its tongue.";
}

if (quotes==129) {
title="Honeybees navigate by using the sun as a compass.";
}

if (quotes==130) {
title="An ant can lift 50 times its own weight.";
}

if (quotes==131) {
title="A single coffee tree produces only about a pound of coffee beans per year.";
}

if (quotes==132) {
title="Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.";
}

if (quotes==133) {
title="The city of Los Angeles has three times more automobiles than people.";
}

if (quotes==134) {
title="Hawaii is the only U.S. state that grows coffee.";
}

if (quotes==135) {
title="Hawaii is the only state with one school district.";
}

if (quotes==136) {
title="Holland is the only country with a national dog.";
}

if (quotes==137) {
title="The square dance is the official dance of the state of Washington.";
}

if (quotes==138) {
title="Hawaii is the only U.S. state never to report a temperature of zero degrees F or below.";
}

if (quotes==139) {
title="Q is the only letter in the alphabet not appearing in the name of any U.S. state.";
}

if (quotes==140) {
title="Texas is the only state that permits residents to cast absentee ballots from space.";
}

if (quotes==141) {
title="Lake Superior is the world's largest lake.";
}

if (quotes==142) {
title="The smallest county in America is New York County, better known as Manhattan.";
}

if (quotes==143) {
title="Panama is the only place in the world where you can see the sun rise on the Pacific and set on the Atlantic.";
}

if (quotes==144) {
title="The tallest man was 8 ft. 11 in.";
}

if (quotes==145) {
title="The first sport to be filmed was boxing in 1894.";
}

if (quotes==146) {
title="The fastest served ball in tennis was clocked at 154 mph in 1963.";
}

if (quotes==147) {
title="In 1985, the fastest bicyclist was clocked at 154 mph.";
}

if (quotes==148) {
title="The speed limit in NYC was 8 mph in 1895.";
}

if (quotes==149) {
title="Americans spend more than $630 million a year on golf balls.";
}

if (quotes==150) {
title="In 1926, the first outdoor mini-golf courses were built on rooftops in NYC.";
}

if (quotes==151) {
title="Swimming pools in the U.S. contain enough water to cover San Francisco.";
}

if (quotes==152) {
title="The first TV soap opera debuted in 1946.";
}

if (quotes==153) {
title="The first MTV video was Video Killed the Radio Star, by the Buggles.";
}

if (quotes==154) {
title="The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was The Lone Ranger.";
}

if (quotes==155) {
title="One alternative title that had been considered for NBC's hit Friends was Insomnia Cafe.";
}

if (quotes==156) {
title="The first TV network kids show in the U.S. was Captain Kangaroo.";
}

if (quotes==157) {
title="The temperature of the sun can reach up to 15 million degrees fahrenheit.";
}

if (quotes==158) {
title="The first penny had the motto Mind your own business.";
}

if (quotes==159) {
title="The first vacuum was so large, it was brought to a house by horses.";
}

if (quotes==160) {
title="Stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.";
}

if (quotes==161) {
title="Before mercury, brandy was used to fill thermometers.";
}

if (quotes==162) {
title="You have to play ping-pong for 12 hours to lose one pound.";
}

if (quotes==163) {
title="One brow wrinkle is the result of 200,000 frowns.";
}

if (quotes==164) {
title="The first human-made object to break the sound barrier was a whip.";
}

if (quotes==165) {
title="In 1878, the first telephone book ever issued contained only 50 names.";
}

if (quotes==166) {
title="The most sensetive parts of the body are the mouth and the fingertips.";
}

if (quotes==167) {
title="The eye makes movements 50 times every second.";
}

if (quotes==168) {
title="Chinese is the most spoken language in the world.";
}

if (quotes==169) {
title="In 1634, tulip bulbs were a form of currency in Holland.";
}

if (quotes==170) {
title="The first bike was called a hobbyhorse.";
}

if (quotes==171) {
title="The first sailing boats were built in Egypt.";
}

if (quotes==172) {
title="The first ballpoint pens were sold in 1945 for 12 dollars.";
}

if (quotes==173) {
title="The first lighthouse to use electricity was the Statue of Liberty in 1886.";
}

if (quotes==174) {
title="The first VCR was made in 1956 and was the size of a piano.";
}

if (quotes==175) {
title="The first jukebox was located in San Francisco in 1899.";
}

if (quotes==176) {
title="A rainbow can only be seen in the morning or late afternoon.";
}

if (quotes==177) {
title="The Capitol building in Washington DC has 365 steps to represent every day of the year.";
}

if (quotes==178) {
title="The most used letters in the English language are E, T, A, O, I and N.";
}

if (quotes==179) {
title="A male kangaroo is called a Boomer.";
}

if (quotes==180) {
title="A female kangaroo is called a flyer.";
}

if (quotes==181) {
title="There are over 61,000 pizzerias in the U.S.";
}

if (quotes==182) {
title="Antarctica is the driest, coldest, windiest, and highest continent on earth.";
}

if (quotes==183) {
title="If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.";
}

if (quotes==184) {
title="If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.";
}

if (quotes==185) {
title="The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body that it could squirt blood 30 feet.";
}

if (quotes==186) {
title="A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.";
}

if (quotes==187) {
title="A cockroach can live up to nine days without it's head before it starves to death.";
}

if (quotes==188) {
title="Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.";
}

if (quotes==189) {
title="The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.";
}

if (quotes==190) {
title="The flea can jump up to 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a entire football field.";
}

if (quotes==191) {
title="The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.";
}

if (quotes==192) {
title="Some lions mate over 50 times a day.";
}

if (quotes==193) {
title="Butterflies can taste with their feet.";
}

if (quotes==194) {
title="The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.";
}

if (quotes==195) {
title="Right-handed people live, on an average, live nine years longer than left-handed people.";
}

if (quotes==196) {
title="Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.";
}

if (quotes==197) {
title="A cat's urine glows under a black light.";
}

if (quotes==198) {
title="An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.";
}

if (quotes==199) {
title="Starfish have no brains.";
}

if (quotes==200) {
title="Polar bears are left-handed.";
}

if (quotes==201) {
title="Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.";
}

if (quotes==202) {
title="The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.";
}

if (quotes==203) {
title="Just twenty seconds worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11's lunar module landed on the moon.";
}

if (quotes==204) {
title="Ten tons of space dust falls on the Earth every day.";
}

if (quotes==205) {
title="Every year the sun loses 360 million tons.";
}

if (quotes==206) {
title="If you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.";
}

if (quotes==207) {
title="Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter e.";
}

if (quotes==208) {
title="There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll.";
}

if (quotes==209) {
title="Singapore has only one train station.";
}

if (quotes==210) {
title="The Eiffel Tower has 2,500,000 rivets in it.";
}

if (quotes==211) {
title="The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.";
}

if (quotes==212) {
title="It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.";
}

if (quotes==213) {
title="Every year, the Moon moves a further 3.82cm from the Earth.";
}

if (quotes==214) {
title="Every minute in the U.S. six people turn 17.";
}

if (quotes==215) {
title="There are more than 1,00 chemicals in a cup of coffee.";
}

if (quotes==216) {
title="Blue and white are the most common school colors.";
}

if (quotes==217) {
title="On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 questions a day.";
}

if (quotes==218) {
title="The tip of a 2cm long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph.";
}

if (quotes==219) {
title="There is about 200 times more gold in the worlds oceans, than has been mined in our entire history.";
}

if (quotes==220) {
title="Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.";
}

if (quotes==221) {
title="Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.";
}

if (quotes==222) {
title="The cockroach has a high resistance to radiation and is the creature most likely to survive a nuclear war.";
}

if (quotes==223) {
title="Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.";
}

if (quotes==224) {
title="Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.";
}

if (quotes==225) {
title="Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton.";
}

if (quotes==226) {
title="A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.";
}

if (quotes==227) {
title="People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.";
}

if (quotes==228) {
title="When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ... even your heart.";
}

if (quotes==229) {
title="Only 7% of the population are lefties.";
}

if (quotes==230) {
title="40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.";
}

if (quotes==231) {
title="Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.";
}

if (quotes==232) {
title="The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.";
}

if (quotes==233) {
title="The toothbrush was invented in 1498.";
}

if (quotes==234) {
title="The average housefly lives for one month.";
}

if (quotes==235) {
title="40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.";
}

if (quotes==236) {
title="A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.";
}

if (quotes==237) {
title="The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.";
}

if (quotes==238) {
title="Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.";
}

if (quotes==239) {
title="Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.";
}

if (quotes==240) {
title="The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.";
}

if (quotes==241) {
title="The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot.";
}

if (quotes==242) {
title="Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.";
}

if (quotes==243) {
title="In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.";
}

if (quotes==244) {
title="Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash";
}

if (quotes==245) {
title="The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.";
}

if (quotes==246) {
title="Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are reused in vein transplant surgery.";
}

if (quotes==247) {
title="Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were seventh cousins.";
}

if (quotes==248) {
title="If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.";
}

if (quotes==249) {
title="Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.";
}

if (quotes==250) {
title="Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.";
}

if (quotes==251) {
title="There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.";
}

if (quotes==252) {
title="The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.";
}

if (quotes==253) {
title="A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.";
}

if (quotes==254) {
title="There are more chickens than people in the world.";
}

if (quotes==255) {
title="Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.";
}

if (quotes==256) {
title="On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.";
}

if (quotes==257) {
title="All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.";
}

if (quotes==258) {
title="No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.";
}

if (quotes==259) {
title="Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters mt.";
}

if (quotes==260) {
title="All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.";
}

if (quotes==261) {
title="Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.";
}

if (quotes==262) {
title="Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.";
}

if (quotes==263) {
title="There are only four words in the English language which end in dous: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.";
}

if (quotes==264) {
title="Los Angeles' full name is El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.";
}

if (quotes==265) {
title="A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.";
}

if (quotes==266) {
title="Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.";
}

if (quotes==267) {
title="Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.";
}

if (quotes==268) {
title="The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's It's a Wonderful Life.";
}

if (quotes==269) {
title="A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.";
}

if (quotes==270) {
title="A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.";
}

if (quotes==271) {
title="It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.";
}

if (quotes==272) {
title="The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.";
}

if (quotes==273) {
title="In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.";
}

if (quotes==274) {
title="The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.";
}

if (quotes==275) {
title="The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.";
}

if (quotes==276) {
title="There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.";
}


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